Wireless Waffle may appear to have gone quiet over the last few months, however this is because we have been working on a very major Artificial Intelligence (AI) programme to automate the writing of articles for the site.

Being a new decade, in 2020, with the advent of AI and neural nets, it is now possible for computers to author text for articles such as this. Take, for example, this excellent recipe for Jello (jelly to those of us in Europe) written by a suitable trained computer-brain.



Once all the internal rinds are removed, and the condensed Cheddar cheese soup is, er, umoulded (though the soup, and various other ingredients, are only in the list of ingredients, not the complete recipe), you can add the onion and brown sugar, and you're good to go.

The Wireless Waffle Automatic Article Author (W2A3) is somewhat more intelligent than the algorithm that wrote the jello recipe. In addition to having a very wide vocabulary, you can select the level of 'complexity' of the article, and the level of 'wirelessness', to have a story written of your own, preferred level of difficulty and technicality. Just select a level from the pull-down menus below and click 'generate' and you're own, personal wireless article will be generated. Try not to spill any lettuce or mustard on it.